2007 IMAGINARIUM REPORT (PAGE TWO)
BRAINS!! HOW FITTING, ON A YEAR IN WHICH we featured The Zombie in the Imaginarium, that many of us should come to feel that we had become zombies well before the festival was over! Luckily, the atmosphere on that last night of Cornerstone tends to be a little more, shall we say, forgiving — inasmuch as everybody is ready to let down their hair and party. We do like to go out with a bang in the Imaginarium, and since we've generally used up most of our powder by then, we try to set off something on that last night that will work to dissolve the magic generated over the past few days into a joyful mayhem. Scott Potter ROCKS!! For last year's Imaginarium finale, Hyperdrive Go! supplied the soundtrack for a "Halloween Ball." The band kicked up plenty of dust with their patented zombie rock and the ooky-spooky joire de vivre of folks who do see the humor in dead people eating other people. It had been pure happenstance in 2006, when Dave Canfield found himself camping next to and so meeting Harry Potter's older brother, Scott. This year, we invited Scott Potter and his band officially in advance to play for our our last night "Sci-Fi Homecoming Dance". The fur flew again, as newly de-tonsilled Scott sang his stitches out, dressed to kill or be killed in a pre-tattered and bloodied suit. "I never knew Bela Lugosi could dance so well!" he shouted to a mob of miscellaneous creatures of the night, body surfing a cardboard cutout of The Count, moshing, mashing and zombie-munching in a monster party that overflowed the tent.

BRAINS!! The party carried on into the night, until Uncle Dave put the Brady Bunch on the record machine and threatened to leave them there until everybody signed up for the prize give-away ("Everybody seems so happy today, it's a Sunshine Day"augggghh!!). That definitely sped things up and soon great prizes with associated rubber chicken bonks were distributed. (And many thanks to this year's Imaginarium sponsors, Horrorbles.com, Side Show Collectibles, Tartan Films, Teddy Scares and Badger Air Brush.)

Next, 3D glasses were issued for the evening's film, Robot Monster. But while this film was originally released in 3D, we only managed to obtain a 2D version to screen. Dave instructed the crowd to poke out the blue and red cellophane squares from the cardboard 3D glasses he'd just given them, making them into 2D glasses. The crowd wisely disregarded this order, knowing that its always been the Imaginarium's business to carry a 3D vision even into the midst of a 2D world. In that world, Robot Monster has the reputation of being one of the worst movies ever made. BRAINS!! Frankly, it's tough to take issue with the critical consensus on that one. But it is possible to argue that this bad film elevates the experience so far beyond that of any ordinary bad film as to achieve a truly transcendent sort of badness. In the end, the audience was rewarded for their stubborn defence of that third dimension, when we screened a genuine 3D short about atomic testing, which climaxed with images of that roiling apocalyptic beauty which Robert Oppenheimer himself first rhapsodized.

Of course, it's tough to lose oneself entirely in the mere aesthetic qualities of mushroom clouds. Or to be ironic about weapons of mass destruction. That's why some people have argued that postmodern America's irony party may have ended on September 11th, 2001.


BRAINS!! THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT THAT ONE MIGHT overdose on irony, along with any other form of homeland security. And part of our mission at the Imaginarium has always been to create a safe space for people to risk opening up — to others, to God, to wonder and art. Yet the protective gear of quote marks at times seems necessary to shield one from another danger, the overdose of "innocence". From Duck and Cover ditties to bio-terror duct-tape, from wars to "rid the world of evil" to how "cool" a product is when James Dean's image is used to sell it, we seem to need irony now than ever. Through this filter of ambiguity then, watching A-bomb blasts in 3D glasses, the Imaginarium transitioned from the 1950s back to the future — like Dorothy, clicking her heels and chanting "There's no place like home" — to our own terror-threatened, climate-changing, consumer-zombified Kansas.

BRAINS!! We closed our 2007 program with a recent Korean film that carries on that tradition of sublimating social anxieties into movie monsters. What Hollywood in the 50s and J-Pop since Hiroshima did for nuclear nightmares, The Host does for fears of sudden death by terrorist attack. Thus a program which began with Godzilla and Matinee (in Atomo-Vision and Rumble-Rama), left us in the end swimming with monsters in the depths of a post-9/11 world; our celebration of kitsch was bookended by real-life fears that birth those Monsters on Maple Street. They're all scary, all those monsters, but the monster we should probably remain the most afraid of is fear itself: fear can turn our hearts black, fill our souls with devils and dust, and cause us to do things trying to survive that end up killing the things we love (so sings The Boss). It'd be nice if we could just hop aboard a souped-up DeLorean and go back and fix whatever went wrong. If only it were that simple, and if only that kind of simplicity couldn't itself become a weapon in the wrong hands.

Double-Vision But life remains stubbornly complex. Holding onto the Big Picture requires an impossible double-vision: the serpent's wisdom combined with the innocence of the dove. Perhaps acquiring a capacity for that sort of double-vision is what "growing up" — in the best sense — is really all about; perhaps that's what the Imaginarium is really all about: an annual "coming-of-age" journey. According to mythologist Mircea Eliade, this journey involves an exit from Profane Time (where the Muggles rule) to a mythical Sacred Time, the dimension of gods and monsters; where good and evil, truth and falsehood come into sharpest focus through the magic of metaphor (and failure to understand this magic is what makes Muggles). Necessarily, if reluctantly, we must return to Profane Time, to Kansas — but we do so refreshed, renewed and re-armed for battle with a world whose gravity pulls always away from such a wondrous, multi-dimensional vision toward one weary myopia or another. May all of our friends be victorious in that most-important battle, and may we all meet again next year, over the rainbow, or the next best thing, in the Imaginarium. Til then, keep your 3D glasses on.

And one last thing... BRAINS!!!